LILO…AN ONGOING SAGA
(…of a celebutante-going-to-seed)

Our pop-culture world seems to keep on cranking out an endless roster of bad boys and girls. A pop-culture roster that seems stuck in the era of sex, drugs, and rock and roll…not to mention booze.

Mariel, Paris, Britney, Charlie…to name just a few (it would take a phone book sized edition to list them all), have been there, and done that, but, all eventually managed to grow up into somewhat functioning adults. Not the case, apparently, with la Lindsey, aka LILO.

To what extent her seemingly dysfunctional family environment is a contributing factor to her ongoing saga of a celebutante-going-to-seed is hard to say. In any event we’re still not quite clear what “talent” might be the basis for her so-called “celebrity.” Unless, of course, it’s mainly due to her capacity for public melt-down episodes when under the influence of either drugs or booze, and, a knack for milking the publicity teat whenever these episodes end up having her jousting with law enforcement because of them…not to mention the courts.

Well, it’s another sad commentary on how shallow and mindless this modern pop-culture world really is, and what happens to some of its inhabitants when they find themselves suddenly swimming in floods of money and thrust into the spotlight of popular acclaim.

So whether this young woman has any “talent” left now…or not…doesn’t matter anymore. Unless she quickly faces up to real life’s realities, she may wake up some morning to find herself just another forgotten former “celebutante”…with nobody remembering her name.

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