YOU CAN BE BANNED IN TOKYO

(if you misbehave in Vegas)

Recently, Paris Hilton was politely, but firmly, told by Japanese authorities to kindly re-board her private jet ….and fly back to where she came from.

Apparently, these days, what happens in Vegas doesn’t necessarily always stay in Vegas, and any idiotic shenanigans you might indulge in there can make you PNG in Japan, regardless of your so-called celebutante status….or hot-shot promo commitments waiting for you there.

Well, perhaps this latest episode in her chaotic lifestyle, as a further setback to her character and reputation, will help our poor little rich girl re-evaluate her priorities….and face the reality that when you’re nearing thirty it is time to  finally….grow up.

We really hope so, because it is a truly pathetic thing to watch someone with all the advantages that inherited wealth provides, waste whatever good looks, intelligence, skills, and talents, they may actually have, in useless self-destructive behavior. 

Simply put….if you insist on acting like trailer trash, folks will treat you like….trailer trash.

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